Episode 21- Hit and run

"Eric Potter and the Melodihogwarts Tournament"

A magical Deric story, based on Harry Potter written by Kikisan.

Please, do not repost it in any place without asking permission and crediting me & this blog, thank you!  This fic is partially based on the Harry Potter characters by J.K. Rowling and its main intention is entertainment.  To all my readers, I hope you enjoy the Deric magic.

Episode 21- Hit and run

• I don’t know where she is.  Maybe she is hanging out with another guy, Eric prayed while he was thinking about Danny Malfoy and having the opportunity to have a wand fight with him if you know what I mean
• Heh, what are you saying? She is your girlfriend.  And my sister- Måns remembered him
• Heh yeah.  Well I guess we have to rescue her.  Alex, are you coming with us?
• Sure I will.

The musical trio more famous in the whole Melodihogwarts decided that it was time to find where was the Chamber of the Secrets

• It is in the Smooth Criminal house, you know the darkest house in Melodihogwarts- informed Alex
• Whaaat?  How do you know that
• Who does not know it when Danny is always telling that.  I heard him in the bathroom two days ago telling Erik Crabbe and Mattias Goyle: “Oh how much I would like to kidnap Eric Potter and make  him enter to my Chamber of the Secrets :p”
• Are you sure?  Then let’s go
• Wait, wait how are we going to enter there anyway without being discovered.  I mean it is the most dangerous place for good magicians as us.

Curiously it was Måns who asked that

• It is simple.  We just have to change a Perelli song or Rona Nishliu.  That is the best invisibility trick these days.  I guarantee, nobody will see us.  
• Alrighty guys but I cannot come with you anyway
• Why?
• I just have seen that Lena Delacour is outside her room at this time as we were walking.  It sounds very suspicious.  I will have to use all my amazing abilities to discover what is she doing.  It can be something big!

So in the end only Eric and Alexander walked all the way through the Smooth Criminal house in the middle of the night.  And alright no one could notice them when they sung Charlotte Perrelli.  Well at least no one but…

• Danny Malfoy… what are you doing here?  Why are you awake
• Shut up little Eric.  I was just going to the bathroom for a w… I mean to practice!  And what are you doing here?
• It is not your business
• You plan to enter the Chamber of the Secrets?  Don’t do that!  Look Molly is not that important.  She can remain in my house
• Never in life- cried Eric Potter!
• Soon you will see hahaha
• I will fight said Eric
• Please don’t do that.  There inside there is Lord Alex Sparow and he can kill you the way he did with your parents or worse, he can copy you!
• Then you will have to fight with me

• Enough Eric, I will fight with him- said Alexander but RUN!

And so he did.  Eric run and enter a dome inside the Smooth Criminal house, the house of the darkest magicians in the Melodihogwarts school of musical charms and Molly was there.  Her Molly.  Wait a minute she is not my girlfriend!

• Finally you came here to die as I did with your parents!- screamed Alex Sparow
• Not this time
• Oh really: Miss Unknown, Coming Home, Marching (In the name of love).  Admit it Eric Potter, you always die in your music videos hahaha

And at that moment Alex Sparow pushed a button and a glass cage separated him and Molly from Eric.

Eric Potter knew what to do, the most effective magic spell to destroy walls:

• I will be popular!- He started

But then something strange happened.  Lord Alex Sparow played some strange, horrible music from an amplifier.

I’m running scared tonight

I’m running scared of life

I’m running scared of breathing

• Stop!  That is cheating he prayed but it was too late
• I always cheat pretty boy- laughed Lord Sparow

He had to focus.  Eric you have to win Melodifestivalen.  Do it for Molly… no, dol it for Alexander’s butt and… and Danny’s kisses

• I will be popular.  I WILL BE POPULAR.  I AM GONNA GET THERE POPULAR!

The glass broke and one of the shattered glasses magically attacked Alex Sparow who poorly tried to stop it but failing miserably.  And then… the glass nailed Alex Sparow and dig a hole on his…

He could not see that.

And then, one second later, someone else arrived.

• Danny?

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Episode 20- Eric Potter and the Chamber of the Secrets

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Episode 20- Eric Potter and the Chamber of the Secrets

It was on the magical news: The Prophetspressen, Magical Frida, and the Tablet of the wizard.  Eric Potter and Danny Malfoy were found walking outside their beds in the middle of the night…. and the chamber of the secrets was open by the way.

But what does it mean?

- Well, said Alexander.-  I am sorry to know that you were living outside the pop scenario before Melodihogwarts but… the legend says that when the chamber was open, the dark magician started killing its enemies and brought their bodies in the chamber.

- Thank you!  Could it be worse?

- Well, technically yes.  Now they think you are gay.

- God dammit, Måns!

- And you have to face the contest anyway.

Eric was having his breakfast.

- Do you want more bread?- Asked Molly

- Not really

- Are you sure?  You have to eat properly before you go to the competition

- I honestly feel fine.

Everybody was wanting to talk to him.  Not sure if they were there because people liked him or if they were not sure if he could survive the tournament.

- Eric, are you worried?  Because I can follow you.  By the way can you sign this memorabilia.  PLease write to Darin from Eric “Sveriges ultimate magician”.  I am not sure what does it mean but probably it will cost more than my whole career.

- Can you please shut up Darin- said Molly.  Come on go and follow Anton, he is also a hot… I mean!  A good magician.

- Well but I…

- Now!

All of the participants to the tournament please follow me.  We are going to have the first competition.

It waös professor MJ.

But then, when they arrived to the hall, there was a rumour growing up.

- Where is Lena Delacour, the cool German witch :D- said John  

Now that they had their first competition did she have to disappear?

- This must be- started saying Alexander

- Can you proof it? - said Måns

- I cannot proof that Danny is gay but still we all know haha

- And who will be the next?- asked Edward.  -OMG my brother and I could be the next.  We are so nice and funny and we dance so cool.  We have to protect ourselves and our cool hair.  I told John that Mr. Sparow is not that awesome even if he likes skirts.

- What are you saying?

- Oh yes- laughed John.  - He used to go to our dance classes at 1 pm but he leaves at 2 om where he have the class on how to be a total bitch

- Nice that you say that.

- Okay gentlemen.  Unfortunately, Lena Delacour, our third contestant is not here at the moment.  We don’t know where are her whereabouts but the contest needs to continue- announced professor MJ.  

In this competition you will have to walk to a maze.  The person who runs it faster will be the winner of the competition.

Lord Alex Sparow entered the maze.  He is attacking a strange creature that is screaming.  Is it a nymph?

No, it is Silvia Night!

What other horrible things are awaiting for him in the maze?  Could it be the Screaming girl from Albania 2012?

Oh no, it is Gianluca from Malta.  The guys is trying to attract Alex with his sweetness to make him forget that he has to run fast.  

Oh wait he is actually seducing him!

But wait, Alex replied with a hips dance and he did it.  Alex has skipped from Gianluca and now he is running.  It is Eric’s turn.

Eric prepared himself.  He is received by Loreen.  They say that Loreen learnt all her magic frolm the witch of blair herself.  And she is giving a triple karate kick.  But Eric avoid it with one of his dance moves and he is running.  He does not want to fight with her.  Good move Eric.

But oh no!  The famous Romanian vampire Cezar is waiting for Eric and he is ready to bite him.

And he bite him but it did not make any effect.

Remember they say Eric is half a vampire.

Eric runs and he is also out of the maze.

Let’s wait for the results from professor Madonna.

Who went to the goal faster?

The answer is: Eric Potter.  

Eric Potter has won the first competition

- Wait that is not fair!  Eric copied me.  I saw him.  These are my dance moves.  These are my seductive moves.  This is my smile.  Everybody copies me.  I hate you all and I am going to kidnap someone- cried Lord Alex Sparow.

- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

- I mean that I am going to… hug someone.

- THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE    

Eric was winning the contest

- Let’s go and celebrate at the Made of Pop house. said the Jedward twins.

- But wait where is Darin

- I have not seen him in the charts for ages!

- Oh my God where is he?

- Who cares

- Let’s go

But another surprise was awaiting for Eric.  They party all night.  Eric even demonstrate some of his magical abilities to the girls… and the boys until midnight when someone asked

- Where is Molly?

Episode 19- Can’t touch this

"Eric Potter and the Melodihogwarts Tournament"

A magical Deric story, based on Harry Potter written by Kikisan.


Please, do not repost it in any place without asking permission and crediting me & this blog, thank you!  This fic is partially based on the Harry Potter characters by J.K. Rowling and its main intention is entertainment.  To all my readers, I hope you enjoy the Deric magic.


Episode 19- Can’t touch this

- Ok, can anyone explain me why on earth is it legal to bring one of the worse serial killers to compete on the Melodihogwarts Tournament?
- Well Eric he was never found guilty.  There was no witnesses against him and the ones that actually saw him... died before the trial even started- explained Alexander Granger without couldn’t beleive that this was happening
- Ok, this completely bizarre and ridiculous.  And there’s nothing the director or the rest of the tournament members can do
- No because he was innocent
- But he might be, I don’t know 50 years old at least! Why is he already in school?
-  He is not good with potions- explained Måns
- What?
He shrugged
- It’s in the news.  Apparently he has poisoned one thousand people.  All by accident of course.  But he has failed to pass his exams year after year.

- Look, they are leaving.
- Of course, the selection has ended and they won’t stay in the castle.  They have their rooms outside with their schools!
- Hurry up!

Eric Potter stood up from his chair and walked with anxiety all through the hall.
He had no idea of what he was expecting to do: would he fight, would he run or did he just want to see the face of the man that was responsible of making him an orphan.
The boy who lived to be a pop prince.
But he just did it and finally he was just a few meters far from the face of the Magical Pop Music Evil: Lord Alex Sparow.

He stared at him and for a moment Eric was sure that Lord Alex Sparow had his wand on his hand, and he was ready to attack when
- Moving on, who has stopped the traffic- cried professor Elton John.

***
It was the middle of the night.  Eric Potter wake up, ready to leave the dorms.
- Where are you going pretty boy?
A smiling boy was looking at him, next to his bed.  Ready to go with him.
- How did you...
- Know that you were going to leave? I don’t know, maybe the fact that you are competing with the guy that killed your parents- said Måns.  - So, what’s the plan?
- I have no idea, there’s no plan.
- Cool, let’s go!
- No,you won’t.  I don’t want to put you in trouble- he explained.  Besides  I don’t even no where I am going.
Måns didn’t insist after he watched Eric’s determined face.

Eric went downstairs.  Everything was in silence.  The dark was absolute as he approached to the doors.  But no one has noticed him.  He was been very careful or maybe it was just his lucky star.
500 meters
Ready to go outside.  Nobody will stop him and then he just needed to go and find where Lord Sparow and... he had no idea but he had to do something.
200 meters
- Eric!- a voice called him
For a moment he was about to scream in panic
- Eric, kiss me!  You’re the manboy of my life.  I’m your slave and you my master.
Danny?
Oh wait, he must be a sleepwalker

That was so funny! Let’s wait until the moment I told this to Måns and Alexander- Eric Potter told to himself.
Let’s just be cautious and walk without touching him.  We don’t want that anyone notice we are awake
- WHO ARE YOU?
Oh no, it was professor Prince.

And to make things worse the sound of professor’s Prince woke Danny up with a SCREAM
Someone turned on the lights.  There was no way he can explain to Professor’s Prince steps that were getting closer now.
Could it get worse?
Ironically, the answer was yes.
Professor Prince looked at Eric Potter and Danny Malfoy horrified.
- What’s that?
In the wall there was a sign
THE CHAMBER OF THE SECRETS IS OPENED.

Episode 18- Do or die

"Eric Potter and the Melodihogwarts Tournament"

A magical Deric story, based on Harry Potter written by Kikisan.


Please, do not repost it in any place without asking permission and crediting me & this blog, thank you!  This fic is partially based on the Harry Potter characters by J.K. Rowling and its main intention is entertainment.  To all my readers, I hope you enjoy the Deric magic.


Episode 18- Do or die

- ERIC POTTER!!!
- ERIC POTTER??? 
Everyone was now calling his name.  Some of them with incredulity and surprise.

The way to the center of the room suddenly becomes longer for Eric’s eyes.
Was that even real?
Of course he saw himself as the champion, but that was in his dreams.  

- I don’t want to be famous.  
Yeah right?  I am just... Eric Potter
But let’s wait- a voice in his mind tells to him.  You wanted to fight with Danny Malfoy.
- That means- said professor Michael Dumbledore, that Eric Potter and Danny Malfoy will compete for the glory to represent our school on the Melodihogwarts Tournament.

The crowd was fully excited.
And now Eric Potter had Malfoy in front of his eyes
- Are you ready baby Potter?- he laughed
- I have always been prepared
- Ready for the fight: sex, fem, fyra...

The time once again stopped for Eric Potter when suddenly 
- FIGHT!

The boys quickly tell their spell
- Intheclubis Totalus!
- Popularium Increddibilus!
And that’s it Danny Malfoy has been faster than Eric Potter.  Look his movement.  It has the elegance of a senior pop musician with a touch of electronic music- A commentator says.

The rest of the students where looking at them.  Eric Potter could hear the screams and the excitement.  He could actually identify where Molly, Måns, Alexander and even the Jedward twins were.  

The guys from the Smooth Criminal house were definitely laughing.  But that only make him want to proof them wrong
- But now Eric Potter has gone to the attack.  Look his classy saw.  And the way he moves.  It reminds me something very 80’s with that red jacket.  It must be something Michael Dumbledore’s school.  The flames around the battle are increasing when... wait, IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?

Ladies and gentleman, Danny Malfoy has tried to kiss Eric Potter when
Wait now Eric Potter gives back the favour.
It’s a double kiss in front of the camera.

- GO BACK TO THE BATTLE LINE AND FIGHT FOR YOUR LIVES!- Screamed professor Madonna
- But professor!- cried Eric Potter
Danny Malfoy instead was smiling with superiority.
Eric felt anger when
- WAIT... What are you waiting for?

- Manboy!- Eric Saade say and a purple ray go directly from his magic wand to Malfoy who was still laughing
But not for so long.  With surprise he fell to the ground.
- Eric Potter is the champion of the Melodihogwarts School of Magic- announced their director.  Now boys come back to your seats.

- Ouch- Danny Malfoy say touching his buttocks but when he saw Eric smiling the anger on his face returned
- You’re going to pay for this Potter

Eric got a bad feeling from this but how could he fear when all the mates from the Made of Pop House were congratulating him
- Good job, my manboy- Molly cried before stealing him a kiss
This should be considered as rape
- Can you stop doing this- Måns say irritated but with a smile on his face. - Congratulations Eric!
- Good man
- Ohmygodwecanbeleiveit- One of the jedward twins say
- Calm down John- Edward say.  We got the champion.
Suddenly everybody was singing hahaha

But then!
- Yes, congratulation Eric Potter and good luck.  Now you’ll represent our school but please, let’s welcome the champions of the delegations who will be involved in a life or death battle: please say hi to Lena Delacour and Lord Alex Sparrow
- What!??







   

Episode 17- The chosen ones

"Eric Potter and the Melodihogwarts Tournament"


A magical Deric story, based on Harry Potter written by Kikisan.


Please, do not repost it in any place without asking permission and crediting me & this forum, thank you!  This fic is partially based on the Harry Potter characters by J.K. Rowling and its main intention is entertainment.  To all my readers, I hope you enjoy the Deric magic.


Episode 17- The chosen ones


Eric Potter could not help himself after the announcement of the beginning of the Melodihogwarts Tournament.
-Would he have the guts to put his name in consideration to the Fredrik Kempe’s Goblet?
Of course he will.  Wasn’t it the best opportunity to get into some trouble, have adventures and reach his popularity at the same time.
- Who would represent the other two schools.  They might be the best of the best from all the magic school’s students in the whole Europe
-And what if Danny Malfoy also wanted to represent Melodihogwarts?
At least he had the answer to that question.  He will enjoy fighting with his blond nemesis.


Next day, the boys History class was suddenly interrupted by an earlier than expected announcement.
- Dark magicians (male and female) have always lived in pop music history- was saying teacher Madonna.-  I actually have the pleasure to defeat the master of the dark arts Cindy Lauperwald.  Today Lord Gaga is...
- Excuse me!


The person who interrupted teacher Madonna, was their charms teacher, sir Elton John who was wearing this time an extravagant purple suit.
Madonna looked at her colleague with surprise, trying to be polite to his entry but without hiding her surprise  
- Excuse me, professor John.  I’m in the middle of an important class.  I’m a Grammy winner!  If you have something to tell me, please wait...
- Cof, cof.  Oh no!  The selection ceremony will start in a couple of minutes.  All students must go now to the dining rooms to start the selection.


- Please, follow professor John- said their teacher.  You have to write a 5 pages essay on the subject: dark magicians in music history and how to destroy it for next class.
- Great!- Eric Potter and Måns Weasley exclaimed excited before the severe looks of professor Madonna and their friend Alexander.


All the boys and girls hurried up to go to the dining room where their director was waiting for them.
- Good morning.  In case you haven’t introduced your name in the calyx, you have noon to do it.
In the other corner of the room Danny Malfoy smiled with satisfaction, telling them that he has already submitted his name on a piece of paper.
- God dammit- said Måns
- I didn’t know we could do it tonight- admitted Eric
- Of course we could- answered Alexander exasperated
- Why didn’t you tell us!- Måns and Eric asked
- Everybody knows it.
Alexander Granger look around just to notice that his friends were not the only ones in shock
- Well at least everyone that paid attention to the director yesterday.


It was clear that most of the students went at midnight to put their names so no one could see them and laughed at them.
- I’ll go!- Eric Potter finally said.
Walking through the whole room behind the attentive look of all the auditorium was a torture.  Eric’s peek at Danny Malfoy who was looking at him. 
Or was just his imagination?


Eric finally deposit his name and the Made of Pop house cheer him.  It was truth that some others were laughing at him but it didn’t really matter
The tension was rising.  Now everybody was waiting impatiently in their chairs until the hour passed.


The bells on the castle began to ring
- Now it’s the moment to know who will be our champion- announced professor Michael Dumbledore making the audience feel even more excited if that was possible.
Everybody was raving for the results.


The silence was imposed and suddenly, a blue flame emerged from the cup and a paper flew out to the floow.
Slowly, Professor Dumbledore took it on his hands and read:
- Danny Malfoy from the Smooth Criminal house


The blond guy smiled with pure satisfaction
- Oh no! Måns and Alexander cried.
That was the worse scenario they could imagine.
But then the most strange situation happened right in front of his eyes.  The cup was ignited by the flames again and another piece of paper flew right to professor Dumbledore’s house.


The tension was growing high at this moment.
Professor Michael Dumbledore opened the paper with incredulity
- ERIC POTTER!

Episode 16- Hope and Glory

"Eric Potter and the Melodihogwarts Tournament"
A magical Deric story, based on Harry Potter written by Kikisan.

Please, do not repost it in any place without asking permission and crediting me & this blog, thank you!  This fic is partially based on the Harry Potter characters by J.K. Rowling and its main intention is entertainment.  To all my readers, I hope you enjoy the Deric magic.

Episode 16- Hope and Glory

- May I have your attention please.

It was Michael Dumbledore, director of Melodihogwarts and a living pop legend.  It was not necessary to say what he said.  Everyone in the room remained in silence.

- Ladies and gentlemen, I have the pleasure to announce the beginning of a new edition of Melodihogwarts Tournament.  


- In a few minutes the international delegations will come with their champions and the musical battle will begin.  But for the new students I’ll talk a little bit more about the Melodihogwarts Tournament.

Every year, a champion is selected from the most important schools of the whole Europe.  The champion will take the coup and all the eternal glory of being recognized as one of the best artists in the continent and will also be awarded with a music contract and a sign in the walk of fame.

Tonight, the champions will arrive but before the battle begin we’ll made our international selection. 

All the students have the right to participate but only a brave artist will win the Melodihogwarts tournament so beware before you decide to join because the fight to be the number one European artist will be hard and some of you may not be able to come to the end.

Owww- Director Michael Dumbledore screamed with excitement making one of his classic pop movements

Eric Potter felt like he was daydreaming.

Some people around him gave him advices, some others took his shoulder.

- Potter will you be a candidate for Melodihogwarts!

- Of course he will.  He is Made of Pop

But on the other side of the table, there was as much expectation as on Eric’s house.

A blond handsome boy smiled with confidence.

- Of course, where do I have to sign- Danny replied to one of his friends.  - I am going to participate on Melodifestivalen and I will erase that stupid smile on Erc Potter’s face.

Erik and Mattias laughed so hard at Danny’s sentence

- I am going to participate- Eric Potter suddenly said

- But

- All the boys and girls that want to participate on our internal selection have to put their names into consideration in this calyx- Professor Dumbledore announced showing a magnificent goblet that was put in the middle of the dining room.

In the calyx base it reads: “Fredrik Kempe’s honorific goblet”.

- Are you conscious of all the risks you have to take Eric Potter?- Alexander whispered to him. - This is not a kids game.  You have to be wise and cautious to win the competition or at least to survive.  You have to be... like me.

Eric wanted to laugh but he couldn’t.  It was something serious to laugh about it.

- I know it’s dangerous. If you fail you could not live to tell.  But if you win, you take all the hope and glory.  And I won’t let Danny take it from me!

     

Episode 15- So spectacular

"Eric Potter and the Melodihogwarts Tournament"

A magical Deric story, based on Harry Potter written by Kikisan.


Please, do not repost it in any place without asking permission and crediting me & this blog, thank you!  This fic is partially based on the Harry Potter characters by J.K. Rowling and its main intention is entertainment.  To all my readers, I hope you enjoy the Deric magic.


Episode 15- So spectacular

- Eric Potter, repeat what I’ve told you please

It was Alexander Granger

- Ehm.  Måns, what did he said?

- He is talking about the tournament. Is that right, genious?

- Don’t call him like that!

- Eric, you look like you haven’t slept in hours... did you?

- Well actually...

- What were you doing yesterday?

- Better not to say

M. laughed at that answer probably thinking that Eric had a funny escapade with his sister.

Eric Potter finally noticed there was an unusual activity on his house.  He could notice the excitement from the students that were talking and most of them looking at an announcement on the chart were the news and advices were published for the students.

It was saturday so everybody should be outside finally enjoying a day of freedom.  He didn’t want to wait.

- Alex, what were you telling me? I didn’t hear you- He finally admitted.

For some reason, Alex reaction was not as bad as Eric Potter thought it will be.  He actually smiled with sufficiency

- The Tournament?

- What Tournament?

- The Melodihogwarts Tournament!- Alexander Granger cried as it was the most obvious thing in the world

Both Måns and Eric look at each other and they both smile

- Are you guys kidding me? If you just read the History of Hogwarts...

They deliberately ignored him

- Eric, can you?

M winked at him

- I think it’s your time. Next time, it will be me

- Are you trying to make us feel stupid smarty boy?- asked Måns to Alex

- Of course not, I just say that you...

- Man, you are the guy with 387 points on the records.  We just don’t have your brain

Alexander feel a little bit uncomfortable trying not to look very proud of himself.

- You are so exaggerated Måns.  Whatever, I am going to tell you.  The Melodihogwarts Tournament is the biggest musical magic competition in the whole world.  Every main school of the continent will select their champion who will represent their school.

-There will be speculation on the subject but I’m 100% sure that they will expect that Eric will participate on the tournament.  After all you are the boy that survived.  We chose our champion at the “Melodihogwarts Tournament”

Suddenly a flash of a camera made them blind

- Eric Potter! Are you going to participate to be our champion?  I knew you were going to do it!

A boy who was almost his same age, maybe a little bit older than him was watching Eric with fascination.

- Darin Creevey! I told you before not to take pictures to people without making them know before what you are going to do.  It’s disrespectful.

- But...

- I’m a prefect- cried Alexander Granger.  Now let’s go.

They finally get out of their room, ready to take their breakfast

- If I laughed at you for being a prefect will you punish me?

- Shut up, Måns- replied Alexander but he blushed.

- I saw this boy coming here and there but I’ve never paid attention to him- admitted Eric Potter when they were in front of their plates ready to have their breakfast

- But Darin has done it to you.  I heard that he is the president of the official Eric Potter’s fan club

- What?! I don’t want a fan club

- Hahaha oh yes and Molly, my sister is your fan club’s vice president or so I think

- Ouch

Alexander punch both Måns and Eric in their backs

- Can you shut up, please.  Director Michael Dumbledore is about to talk. 

- In the middle of our breakfast

- It’s obvious.  He will officially announced the beginning of the Melodihogwarts tournament.