"IGNSTSMF" (I Got No Switch to Stop My Fantasies)
A collection of my favourite sweet Deric fantasies, written by Kikisan.
Please, do not repost it in any place without asking permission and crediting me & this blog, thank you! This fic creates a series of fantasies were Danny and Eric will be the main actors. Every episode described on this fic is 100% fictional and has no base on reality. A fantasy is an imagined event such a daydream. It’s not real and in some cases, the re-enactment of such events are ilegal and immoral at the same time so please keep in mind this and have fun. Thanks to all of my readers
Episode 1- Santa Danny is Coming to Town
It was Christmas in Helsinborg, 2003. The city was sleeping in silence after another day of celebration. Happiness was everywhere and the lights of the city looked even more beautiful than before. The best day of the year for the little kids who were waiting for the gifts given by their parents was not as happy as it used to be however. Not at least for a little 13 years old boy who could not sleep.
His name was Eric Saade. He used to be a lovely boy but he didn’t feel well since a couple of days when he meet... her, making him sleepless. Everybody who knows Eric could tell that he was a good boy, a funny one. He was not the best at school but he did it very well and he was very emotional and supportive to his parents and his 8 brothers and sisters so he was not actually the kind of guy that is always in trouble.
He loved to do the normal things boys do at that age. You know, go to school, play video games, imagine being Zlatan and discussing with his friends about what was the best pokemon chapter or what team would win the Eurocup this year. He was actually a very funny boy who was very easy to love.
You just needed to know him to start wanting to be his best friend, excepting maybe some boys who felt jealous after him for being that popular. Nevertheless, that was over and thought people haven’t noticed it yet, Eric was feeling depressed and he didn’t want to talk about it, not even with his friends or parents.
It was very difficult. He actually couldn’t explain how a girl could make him feel so sad and happy at the same time.
I would feel stupid if I talk about this with my father - Eric thought even if he knew that he was having the worst Christmas of his life because of that girl he just could not get out of his head or at least try to ignore.
Eric wake up from his bed. It was almost midnight and he realized that he could not pretend to sleep anymore. He has tried to do it but the image of the girl of his dreams made him feel sick.
The boy went directly to the mirror and looked at himself. He looked really tired, he had circles on his eyes and a sad expression that was not normal on him.
- What’s happening to me?- Eric asked to himself
Then he closed his eyes and sighed.
Eric had a lot of sad questions on his head and there was not a single sign of hope at any of them at all.
Why doesn’t she pay me attention attention? Did she even notice how much I love her? Will I ever be loved by someone different from my parents?
Maybe is because I’m ugly?
Eric felt terribly sad and with no hope after asking himself that last question.
Maybe I am.
The second thing he noticed was that he was terribly hungry. Oh yes, it was actually because he haven’t eaten properly last night. He didn’t felt well.
Eric went downstairs to take something to eat and what he saw when he was on his way to the dining room made him forget all his worries about that girl from his high school that seems not to pay attention to him.
A guy, dressed as Santa was in the living room. Eric was old enough to know that Santa was not real so the next thing he though after seeing that strange man was
- Oh my Gosh, it might be a thief or a dangerous drug man doing something inside of my house. I have to run as soon as I can and call the police and also wake up my parents.
Unfortunately the man who was dressed as Santa has already seen him and was just a few meters from him.
He was a blond, dark blue eyes boy who was probably 7 or 8 years older than Eric and by the way that Santa dress suits to him, it was obvious that he went to the gym regularly.
Eric Saade considered himself a straight boy and he was enough mature to know when a boy was looking sexy without having any doubts about his sexual orientation and that was the case. Let’s face it, the boy look like a super model.
- Who are you?- Eric asked pretending to be more brave than how he really was feeling.
- I am the Ghost of the Christmas yet to come boooo- The blond man reply to Eric and then he laughed
Alright, now this is really crazy. The guy is completely nuts, or my parents are playing me a sick joke. But there’s also the possibility that he would be a sick man, a robber or even a raper.
- Don’t move!- Eric shouted. - I’m going to call the police.
But the Santa guy seems to ignore little Eric. When Eric turned back and went to the door he noticed that it was locked and the worst part was that the blond Santa looked satisfied.
WTF
- How could you do that?- He demanded
- I told you that I’m the Ghost of the Christmas yet to come. I’m magic!
Eric sighed not knowing what to do. Then he got it.
- Get away now man or... I have a gun on my pocket and I am not afraid to use it
The blond Santa open his eye completely
- Wow!- He just said before laughing really hard. - Should I be afraid of a kid wearing a pokemon pyjama?
That makes Eric feel really angry and humiliated. This strange guy not only entered to his house but now he was making fun of him
- Come on Eric, relax!
- How do you know my name?
It was official, this blond guy was really dangerous. He might be following him from days to know who he was.
- I come from the future. Now relax
With a snap on his fingers, a bottle of wine appeared making Eric feel astonished
- Damn, you are really Santa!
- Please call me Danny- The blond Santa winked at Eric. - Do you want a glass?
- I don’t drink... my parents
Eric felt stupid while having this conversation. There were just two options and none of them seems to be right to the poor boy: one, he suddenly went crazy without even noticing and now he was having hallucinations or second, it was real and Danny was his ghosts of the future Christmas which means that...
Danny looked at Eric with a smile of superiority on his face imagining what happened on the boy’s face
- Eric I have a message to give to you- he said before putting one of his hands on Eric’s cheek.
Eric trembled a little bit but he let the sexy Santa touch his face.
- A message for me?
- Yes! It’s all about your future but also about your present boy and I have something to give to you as my Christmas present.
Eric remained in silence. He definitely didn’t know what to think or to do.
- You have been worried all these days because you have never felt so deeply in love of a girl.
That was so truth. Was Danny reading his mind? Because in the past days he has lost his sleep and his happiness because of that girl he wished to have but that was always so far from him. It seems so impossible that one day he would be able...
- I knew that! Well the answer for your problem is simple: don’t worry! There are so many fish in the sea and well Eric, I’m sorry to tell you but she won’t be the one for you.
- Is that all? That’s so stupid! She is the only girl I want- Eric shouted. Then he felt sorry after realizing that he might wake up his parents if he speak at that tone.
However, Danny didn’t feel angry at all. In fact he was playing with his Santa hat while he was listening to the angry little boy.
- Look Eric, you are just 13 years old. You are going to grow up, meet so many different girls and you will be famous.
- But now I am not interested about anything else but her and she just don’t care. She acts as if she thinks that I did not even exist.
Eric stopped. For a moment he though that he was about to cry.
Santa Danny looked at Eric as if he was thinking that the boy was being a little bit silly to understand something really simple
- I’m going to show you something- He said before making appear a long list written on a paper
It was a a huge paper list that reach to the floor and it continues. A five meters paper list at least.
Eric raised an eyebrow. It was the biggest list he has ever seen.
- What is this suppose to be? Your gifts list?
- No- Danny answered. -It’s the list of persons that have a crush on you right now. You are good considering that you are just 13.
- Let’s see: 40 girls at your school and 15 boys without including a teacher, two of your football team mates and your football coach.
Danny finished pretending to be exhausted.
- By the way, be careful with the coach, he really wants you.
Eric agree a little bit afraid after this revelation.
- And here we have that girl. It’s actually one of your latest goals! Lucky you Romeo- Danny joked and then he tried to slap Eric’s butt but he was too fast to know what were his intentions.
Eric took a deep breathe before asking
- Then why she just don’t tell me...?
- Come on Eric, I know you are a smart boy. She is shy and she thinks you are too good for her. So forget about her proposing to you. This will never happen.
- Oh and I forgot, there are more people on the list: 200 persons from your town are already in love of you and counting. They just see you walking on the street and they think: “Oh my God, what a pretty little boy” when they are watching you.
- And finally, actually a quarter part of the world population will fall in love of you by the end of 2012. Satisfied?
Eric didn’t know what to say. He didn’t have reasons to complain and still he was not feeling happy.
- So, she finds me attractive?
Danny sighed
- Manboy, I thought you were smarter! The girl literary touch herself, thinking about you.
- How do you call me?
- Gosh, I shouldn’t say that- Danny admitted feeling ashamed after accidentally changing the past
- That was a cool name!
For the very first time in the night the boy and Santa Danny looked at each other and they both smile. Eric didn’t know exactly how this friendship complicity feeling came to his mind but something in the blond guy makes him feel comfortable.
- So, is that all?
- I guess so Eric. Take care and probably we will see you... later.
- You say that you come from the future.
- Yes- Danny admitted.
- Then you know what is going to happen when I get older and everything
- I guess so- Danny say with hesitation.
- I need to know something to recover my sleep- Eric replied
- I am sorry Eric, but there are some rules we have to accomplish in the Santa club. I can’t be telling anyone what is going to happen or...
- Please, do it for me- Eric beg
Danny bite his lower lip as he sees that thirteen years old boy with a gorgeous baby face just looking at him with his precious puppy eyes. Specially those beautiful eyes.
-Ok, Eric. Just shot
- Will I ever find true love?
- Yes you will.
Eric Saade sighed relieved and then he smiled for the first time in the whole night, making Danny’s heart beat really fast after watching the most beautiful smile a boy has ever offered to him.
- And how is she?- Eric curiously asked
- I never tell you that it was a “she”- Danny replied with a smile
Eric was shocked. It takes a few seconds for him to assimilate the information
- Whaaat? Are you telling me that I... This is the worst Christmas ever! that is so... disgusting.
But Danny keep looking at him with the same expression upon his face.
- You must be lying man!
- I am sorry but it is what it is.
- I guess that... - Eric started saying with hesitation on his voice.- Maybe if that’s what I really want.
But then he refuse it.
- No, it can’t be like that. I’m not a gay boy.
Danny put an arm on Eric’s shoulder
- Calm down, my friend. When things happen you’ll understand.
- Thanks bro- Eric says showing him an innocent smile and then he hugs Danny without even telling him what he was about to do.
- Aww
Santa Danny was now the one that didn’t know what to do. The boy has definitely took his breath away.
- Eric, I have a special Christmas present to give you- Danny whispered to Eric’s ears.- But you have to close your eyes and let the magic happen.
Eric did it and the next thing he feels was his lips being touched by Danny’s ones. United into the most beautiful, warm, sweet and loving touch he has ever received. This was actually his first kiss and it was even more beautiful than the way he imagined it would be.
When Eric opened his eyes once again, Santa Danny was still looking at him with love and passion in his eyes and suddenly he just disappeared in the same way he went to visit him, back to a place in a future far away from him and his heart.
Before going to sleep Eric feel a different ache coming from his heart. That was because he understood that this boy, that “Santa” was in fact the love of his life. That kiss could not lie to him.
Years passed and Eric became a manboy. As he grew up he still thought sometimes about that magic night when he was just 13 but now he wasn’t sure if what he saw was real or it was just a dream. And when he saw the real Danny he was shocked. It was like seeing a ghost or having a déjà vu.
- That’s the boy of my dreams- he thought.
And it was not until Melodifestivalen 2011, when the two boys, Eric and Danny, united their bodies and souls into one of the hottest kisses the public has ever seen, that Eric Saade understood that his Christmas gift has become a reality.
